tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86796993542073992102011-07-28T12:17:04.327-05:00So you better get them quick!Crunchy Brown PIeceshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09344343526712963773noreply@blogger.comBlogger331100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8679699354207399210.post-79325241211847076432008-08-16T00:37:00.003-05:002008-08-16T00:59:08.881-05:00

Crunchy's American Heroes is proud to present...James Franco., the real star of Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen's newest venture, Pineapple Express. AKA the funniest weed movie of all time.The movie opens with the non-Rogen cop from Superbad (whose name currently escapes me...) partaking as a military test subject on 'substance 7' which is obviously Marijuana - the test takes place in an underground

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Now... apparently there was some confusion as to whether I liked Hancock or Wanted better... my sole reader informed me. And let me remind you, mother, that they both kick ass. Just because I like the blowjob doesn't mean I'm going to turn down sex. That's right - a message for my mom, right there!Anyways - Hancock and Wanted both pale before the summer's most important movie. The

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Hancock.OutSTANDING movie, especially the first half of it, which shall be known henceforth as the 'Drunken Asshole' half. Hancock, played by blockbuster savant Will Smith, saves people, but not the way superheroes are 'supposed' to save people - he destroys highways, impales cars full of bad guys on rooftop spyres, and flies SCHWASTED. Add to that his crater-causing landings and takeoffs, and

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This installment of Crunchy's Movie Reviews is brought to you by...Ha. Just bullshitting - I don't have a sponsor. If I did, would I be writing on 'Blogger'? No, you'd be reading about me on 'crunchybrownpieces.com' or some bullshit like that. Anyways, we move on to a superior topic than sponsors and cover:WantedIn an immediate text to my sister after the movie, I described Wanted as 'Just

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Those who know me know I'm big into movies, and, because it's the summer and I've nothing else to blog about, I've decided to enlighten you guys on what I think of new movies as I see them, starting with a simple one:Kung Fu Panda.Kung Fu Panda is clearly a children's movie, something obvious from the moment you learn of its premise and continuing through to the end of its credits. Considering

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Mom. You've always bugged me to answer something.Here you go!

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It's seventy degrees today. The first time all year. And we all know what that means. Blouses are lower, skirts are higher, and I'm truly proud to be an American.Aren't hot chicks great?

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See more funny videos at CollegeHumorAnnette Summersett, we may have never met. But if you wanted to get married, I'd be ok with it. We'd at least have the same shared pain in our history.Me = teh Sadness

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That's Patrick Ewing... Jr.Boom shakalacka shackalacka shicka boom!

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Quantitative Methods of Political AnalysisDr. FrogladyOk, I'm sure you don't care about ol' miss Ribbet's ramblings, so let's talk about important things. No, not how amazing I am - though I wouldn't blame you for those thoughts. I'm talking about the NCAA Tournament, March Madness, the Big Dance, what have you. The greatest thing about America, besides it being my nation of residence.First

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Slutpeter.Everything you love is dying. The Suns are 2-4 since the break (everyone knows wins against the Grizzlies don't count), and it sure seems like Shaq was the opposite of a good decision. Golden State isn't going to make the playoffs. And I'm fairly certain nobody would blame me if I took a hit out on your family. Karma punished you prematurely, because they knew the crimes against God

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He's Gone.I didn't think he'd ever leave, and now he has. I'll probably cry the very first pass that Aaron Rodgers throws, and it had better be a motherfucking Touchdown, and not a checkdown for two yards. It's like watching someone both stomp on puppies and drown kittens at the same time.You will never get to see Brett Favre play football again. NEVER. Weep for your loss, NFL Fans. His

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Did you miss me? Sorry. Stupid question. Of course you missed me.Know who I didn't miss? Ralph Nader. But never fear, Darth Nader is back! I thought I sensed a disturbance in the Force on Saturday. Fucker - doesn't he realize he's wasting his time and his and other peoples' money? Democracy Schmockracy, the idiot can't win!Froglady gave us some homework that was CRAZY easy, but took an

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The fact that this printer in this classroom had better not cost me my homework. I did it - but I don't know if Froglady will believe me or not - since the classroom is chock full of computers, and I typed up my homework. Beforehand, mind you. I sacrificed time with Rock Band for it, even. No, slutpeter, that's not the new toy you refused to guess. Try again.This class isn't really teaching

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Quantitative Methods (I still don't remember the name of this class)Dr. FrogladyLecture on 'Research Design' today, so yippy to that. Slutpeter has his own blog now, to detail his 'adventures' in the Czech Republic. Unfortunately, I'm afraid U.S. - Czech relations will never repair themselves. I apologize in advance for the cultural atrocities he is sure to commit while abroad. People of the

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Well - here's the story for why you only get one lecture, and lucky for that lecture at that, as well as an admonition against being nice to people.I overslept this morning - somehow, when I went to snooze my alarm, I ended up turning it off. So, I woke up half an hour late for class with The Joke, and my heart mourned with glee.Then my Utopias class was canceled. The guy's house burnt down

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.One second.MWAHahahahahahahahhaha.One more.AHHHHhahahahahahahhahaha.18-1... Fucking Hilarious. Turns out Super Bowls are pretty tough to win when you don't cheat.With that said, Tom Brady was proven to be human yesterday, and not some physics defying freak, as the Patriots led us to believe. I agree with Steve Young - this is the greatest upset of the modern Era.

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Well - The Mom tried to out-funny me, with some Florida bashing Colbert Report...Trump card, me.Take that, Cheater McCheaterface!

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Constitutional Law: Race and the 14th AmendmentThe New York Con Law GiantFirst, this professor's name. He's from New York, and he's nearly as tall as I am. So, The New York Con Law GiantI'm looking forward to this class, and the more I intend to take like it - this is the kind of Political Science I actually care about, and should help me feel out how Law School interested I am. I predict very

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The Ancient and Medieval WorldWith MemoryHere we are, taking - and I'm fairly certain of this - the final 200 level History course it's possible to take at this University. This is what happens when the interesting teachers are forced to teach way too many sections of 101 - I take 200 level courses, and thus have, upon completing this class, will have taken all of them. I really don't expect to

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Science Fiction in LiteratureThe JokeWhew! New teacher for you all - the Joke. She just handed us a 'required reading assignment' that consisted of two Wikipedia articles. What would you call her? I also can't read her cursive for shit. This should go well. Lucky for me that I'm a genius.TOLITFR-E has been found! She annoys me with her questions already. and Libertarian Boy is here, too!

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Class: Poli Sci. Quantitative MethodsInstructor : FrogladyFortunately for Froglady, she doesn't have much competition for 'Lecture' of the Day anymore. Unfortunately for her, this means she loses every single day.In any case, this class is intended to teach us how to use data to make conclusions, particularly losing (using - Ha! great freudian slip) the SPSS system. We'll also have to practice

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It's the end of the day today, and I just have one note to add about something awesome I noticed today.Mike Huckabee may be a complete idiot, but the motherfucker is HILARIOUS!

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First off, I'm not making a New Years Revolution - because I'd just end up breaking it anyway. That said, I pledge to not let my hatred of certain professors - Dr. Froglady - let me skip their class because there's some white paint that's already dried I feel like watching instead.With that said, here's my closing thoughts on the Two-thousand seventh year after Christ's first miracle -1.

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Fuck this homework shit. I'll pay someone a quarter to bestow upon them the honor of doing it for me.

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Here I sit, finally finished with classes for the semester, but with the entire semester's work, I feel bad for some things, and entirely justified in others.Things I feel bad about:You readers never got to meet Memory, one of the European History professors at my University. I call her Memory because that's where she teaches the class from - I'm fairly certain she lost her younger sister during

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Well, Froglady's class is worthless, so I'm going to play with ESPN's Accuscore Simulation of a College Football playoff.Things to note so far -LSU should beat Ohio State. They beat Tennessee, who routinely beats Ohio State in these simulations. It's sick. However, not good news for the Badgers.Nearly every BCS team is favored against Ohio State. They're a coinflip against the Kansas Jayhawks

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Time: NoonWhere: The Asian World (previously known as History of Asia)Professor: JapanawhitedudeYay! Slutpeter decided to come today. Granted, TheMom gave him cookies to do it, but still. He's simple - it's not hard to bribe him. Like saltpeter, he's kind of worthless, but we're still looking for the specialized use for him. When we do, hopefully it also includes awesome explosions in Matt

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Time: ElevenPlace: American PresidencyProfessor: Dr. FrogladyToday's second installment of your favorite lecture series brings us back to the class we opened during - Dr. Froglady's American Presidency. She opens up by being late, then handing back the rough drafts for our presidential critiques - a move destined to make me insta-pissed. More in a moment.Yep. Insta-pissed. It's a ROUGH DRAFT

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Time: TenPlace: History of IslamInstructor: CityWelcome back, Legion of followers!This class can't be called a "Lecture" of the Day, because City is himself an excellent teacher, and today the lecture is perhaps on the most interesting thing it's been on all semester. Now, I call City City here both to protect his identity, and because his name sounds oddly similar to the city I live in (which I

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So I took a poll, and 9 out of 10 doctors agree - a top 10 list of things I hate is necessary, and a weekly post is necessary. Therefore, I present to you a a weekly feature - The 10 Things I Hate this Week.But Crunchy, you say, how can you use the word "hate"? It's such a strong word? Do you really hate 10 things each week?In short: Because I hate them. Exactly. At least that many.Without

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AKA - Why I Should've Gone to a Better SchoolTime: NoonPlace: History of AsiaInstructor: Japanawhitedude (Previously Japanawhiteguy, but I like this better, more later.)"So like, Wednesday we talked about like, this Japanese philosopher Izumi Kyoka's story "Koya Hijirri" which is about a Japanese priest who's afraid of leeches."Wednesday's lecture was entirely worthless. Of course, I didn't do

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Hollah!Hey folks - that guy here. The guy who sat in the back row of your [insert course here] lecture and brought his computer every day. "Taking notes." Yep - taking my notes straight onto my blog, and isn't that nice that I have a better grade than you?I'm the CrunchyBrownPieces (or Melba toast, as my homeboys in the Gardettos call me), a student at a University in the upper Midwest,

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